“Can we please focus?” Bonnie requested.
“You got a bunch of youtubers together,” Mark giggled, “I don’t think you’re going to get any focus out of us!”
“Fuckus?” Wade asked, with surprise.
“FOCUS WADE!” Mark shouted. Bob and Wade started laughing.
“What are we focusing on?” Michelle asked.
“We’re focusing on the issue at hand,” Bonnie explained, “We have to join together to defeat Markimash.”
“I’ll rip its faceless face off!” Mark roared.
“You’ll what?” Ken asked, as he burst into laughter.
“That doesn’t make any sense,” Wade stated, “It doesn’t have a face for you to tear off.”
“Well, fine! Then I’ll draw a face and I’ll rip that off!” Mark exclaimed.
“I’m gonna be honest here, I have no idea what we’re talking about,” Ken admitted.
“Are you not paying attention,” Michelle chuckled.
“Please pay attention!” Cinnabon pleaded.
“Now, we need to create a strategy for defeating the Markimash,” Bonnie stated. He was ready to get down to business and get started on plans.
“So the Markimash literally has no face?” Felix asked.
“Yes,” Mark and Wade nodded in unison.
“That’s fuckin’ creepy!” Felix looked from Wade and Mark to Ken.
“It’s got tentacles too,” Wade added.
“Lots of them,” Mark nodded, “Just shooting out of its back!”
“Now hol’ on a minute!” Sean interjected, “That sounds a mite familiar! I have a feeling…and I’m not sure…but are you…are you describing the slenderman?”
“Yup,” Mark nodded.
“Yes,” was Wade’s response.
“Good gawd,” Sean shuddered.
“Maybe he just wants a hug?” Felix offered.
“No, he wants to hug the life out of you!” the pug in his arms protested.
“No thank you!” Mark barked.
“Well then! Let’s focus!” Bonnie slammed the side of one hand into the other.
“The Markimash has a multitude of tentacles,” Cinnabon explained, “It can grow more at a whim. And while it doesn’t necessarily have a weakness, we do know that its tentacles become weaker with the more it grows.”
“That’ll be useful,” Mark noted, “What about that slow down magic thing you were doing? Can you do that again?”
Bonnie shook his head, “He’s become immune.”
“How do you become immune to magic?” Wade exclaimed, “That doesn’t make any sense!”
“Yea, that pretty much goes against the whole concept of magic…I think…” Mark added.
“It’s the internet,” the pug explained, “Things don’t work that way here. Every troll outdoes magic.”
“So Markimash is one big giant slenderman troll then? Am I correct?” Michelle asked.
“Yup, totally correct,” Cinnabon nodded.
“How do we beat it then?” Ken asked.
“We’ll need a plan,” the pug said, “A very good plan!”
“We need a plan so finite in detail that he can’t mess us up!” Cinnabon added.
“It can’t fumble in the least,” Bonnie added.
“We’ll have to ready everybody for a harsh battle,” Cinnabon added, “It’ll require strategy and some brute strength.”
“Got plenty of the latter right here!” Ken flexed his arm. Ken burst into laughter, followed by the others.
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