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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Internet, You Fail

Okay...I see what you did there internet!

Ahaha!

You did a flip on me!

*GASP!*

You heard me say that you all seem to like the excerpts that I post, so you switched around and started +1ing the random rants I post!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Anyways... 

Today I'd like to talk about...

I forgot today's topic...hold on... 



Give me just a second...



I know I'll remember it.

It's somewhere in my memory...

Of course I don't have much capacity left, between the stories I'm working on, homework and internet idiocracy...

Hooray *sarcasm*



But why is it? Really...that I can find smart people in the real world, but all you can find online are morons who can't give a valid point.



me: "Your illogical fallacy is disproven by facts and science found by actual research, not a quick trip to Wikipedia."


Their usual response is to argue because I wrote a typo or because they believe something written in a book or told to them by Fox News.


Please people, if it's on Wikipedia, Fox News, or told to you by your buddy, back your shit up with research from legitimate science journals, research articles, etc. Not this commonality bullshit of google's first three links, which you only glance over for two minutes to pick up some key words you do not understand.


LOL not going to lie, I had to research on google for the name of Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is so uncommon for a REAL college student to use because it can be edited by anybody with a computer.

Wikipedia is a place where you can lie.

It's not research you dopes.



Back to the important topics...

Youtube is being a confusing dick.


Some of my favorite subscribed channels are getting attacked for copyright infringements, because...

FUCK

Youtube has an automated system that goes through videos in search of particular sounds and footage that might be under copyright. This might include clips from television shows, music clips and footage from a video game.

Why?

Because...youtube wants to honor copyrights.

So then why do people do these things with the clips and stuff?

Because it's LEGAL and FAIR USE when used for parody/educational purposes.

Example?

Doing a documentary of a documentary, thus making a documentary that explains why the documentary is a lie and you should stop believing everything on tv.


(This is another example of why people need to educate themselves. Be literate!)

Or the person may be criticizing a favorite show or movie. They would be a critic. And thus, they play clips to entertain their audience and show what they are talking about so that they can explain their viewpoint with intelligence.

So, if it is legally fair use for them to do these things, why is youtube attacking them?

Isn't that against the laws of free speech?

Hah!

That's the funny thing!

Youtube isn't in a country.

Youtube is on the internet.

Youtube isn't controlled by a government who tries to make things fair.

Youtube can do whatever it wants with your video footage so long as it pleases youtube as a corporation.



So...I've become paranoid.

I uploaded a video a little over a week ago talking about being in Japan.

I ended it with a fun little clip. It was an attempt to wrap the whole thing up, you know?

I used a clip from MC Chris I'm a Ninja.

Bouncy fun song.

And then youtube contacts me saying somebody claimed my ENTIRE video.

Wh-what?

I acknowledged it at first, but then became so stuck in my paranoia that I took it down. I feel much better after doing that.

But, I want to put it back up, so I have to edit out the music so I won't be paranoid again.

FUCK YOU INTERNET!


Also...I love how people go around telling other people to shut up because they have differing opinions.

INSTEAD of giving their own side of the scenario...which usually they give something very brief and obscure...they cut right to name calling and bullshitting their way through discrediting the other person.

Many people keep their cool.

Some fall to their fates and take the bait, dropping right down to the bastard's level.

Congratulations internet. You've revealed our darkest secrets and our biggest weaknesses.

We're a bunch of morons on the internet.

It makes me wonder if there is any intelligence in the real world, or if we hold masks to our faces.

When you think about it,  people online already have a mask. They don't show their faces to you.

That means they can do what they please and don't get too much back lash from strangers.

They can be bullies, racist, cruel, heartless, pathetic, idiotic, retarded, insignificant, boastful, and even demented on the internet.

They can do things they would never do in the real world.

So you internet users who are aware of this behavior...

Why do you do it?

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